perfectioninimperfection: I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone
noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
orgasmictipsforgirls: something that always confuses me: when nice normal porn gets re-posted to a website but with a totally misogynistic title like how does ‘erotic masturbation #243’ become ‘dumb bitch fingers her stupid pussy like a huge slut’? i hope everytime these guys do regular stuff, like ‘go to the store’, people are like, ‘hey! hungry asshole buys dumb groceries to shove in his...
vogelbird: THINGS I LIKE when people use my name in conversation when people say “this reminded me of you!” when people remember little things i say/do when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK
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Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
Disney: Which Disney character are you most like?
Future: Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life?
iTunes: Top 10 favorite songs?
Turn: Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to?
Tattoo: What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them?
Skirt: If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?
Cinema: List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.
Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
Vinyl: Top 3 favorite albums?
Blog: What's something you've learned from having your blog?