May 2013
perfectioninimperfection:
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
anonynaila:
subvertcliche:
mello-dramatic:
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
ohshiitakemushrooms:
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
orgasmictipsforgirls:
something that always confuses me: when nice normal porn gets re-posted to a website but with a totally misogynistic title
like how does ‘erotic masturbation #243’ become ‘dumb bitch fingers her stupid pussy like a huge slut’?
i hope everytime these guys do regular stuff, like ‘go to the store’, people are like, ‘hey! hungry asshole buys dumb groceries to shove in his...
vogelbird:
THINGS I LIKE
when people use my name in conversation
when people say “this reminded me of you!”
when people remember little things i say/do
when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
the-nicest-asshole:
UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34
Time to move to the UK
these are cute aw ^ . ^
Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
Disney: Which Disney character are you most like?
Future: Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life?
iTunes: Top 10 favorite songs?
Turn: Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to?
Tattoo: What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them?
Skirt: If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?
Cinema: List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.
Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
Vinyl: Top 3 favorite albums?
Blog: What's something you've learned from having your blog?
