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i think its really creepy that everyone supposedly refers to david karp as “daddy”

but at the same time he’s sexy as fuck and like i’d call him daddy all night long on the real tho u feel me

letsbehealthygirls: I am Nelson Muntz.
fuckyeahfeminists: chisagi: Argentina JUST PASSED a groundbreaking gender identity bill!!! From now on, people will be able to change the name and gender on their ID without needing psychiatric permission or any body modifications. Furthermore, anyone who does want hormones or surgery will be able to access them for free through the public and private health system. It was passed unanimously today by the Senate UNANIMOUSLY Argentina is just getting more awesome by the year. Countries that aren’t Argentina need to take note. sigh. y so behind, US?
hometown-unicorn: My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x
blink-182 - i miss you
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perfectioninimperfection:

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

deth: same marceline is stoya
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anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

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noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

darkenyourclothes: panic-at-the-dildos: IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS No fucking way… only 50 bucks? sheeesh